Human Resources Assistant

We’re Hiring: HR Generalist (x2) | Remote | High-Growth, High-Intensity People-Ops Warriors NeededWe’re growing VERY fast.Last year we did $2 million.We just closed $1 million in Q1.Our goal is $10 million this year — and we’re on track.Now we need two world-class HR operators to help us scale to that next level — fast, efficiently, and without losing our minds.This is not a cushy HR jobThis is a war-time, heavy-metal, lots-of-carnage role for brilliant, tech-savvy people who type 60 WPM+, think in systems, and execute like machines.You will tag-team with Jane (our interim HR Director), ripping the admin burden off her plate and owning day-to-day recruiting, onboarding, off-boarding, and people-ops chaos for 150+ (mostly international) teammates — and scaling toward ~200 movements a month.What You’ll Be DoingTake command of recruiting & onboarding funnels in BambooHR, Slack, & Google Sheets — aim for 200 hires/exits per month without a hitch.Maintain live dashboards for time-to-fill, new-hire velocity, retention, contractor status, etc.Own spreadsheets & data hygiene so Jane can stay strategic.Keep our HR Zoom lobby open (see below) and hustle instant interviews.Draft, refine, and enforce SOPs (yes, you’ll build many from scratch).Spot bottlenecks and smash them with a “no-excuses” mentality.Work EST hours (core window 9 am – 6 pm ET) and drive accountability across hiring managers.Operate 40-50 hrs/week at full throttle; chaos is your cardio.Who You Need to BeBattle-tested people-ops tactician — at least 2 yrs running high-volume recruiting or HR in a startup or BPO.Keyboard ninja: 60+ words per minute (we’ll test you).Tool-agnostic & automation-hungry: BambooHR, Slack, Google Workspace, ChatGPT, Zapier, ClickUp/Asana — you figure out the fastest route.Calm in the mosh pit: heavy workload, conflicting priorities, no problem.Data-literate: you live in sheets, pivot tables, and simple SQL/Looker queries.Business-level English; other languages a plus.PHR / SHRM-CP or similar? Sweet, but horsepower outranks letters.What You Get$10 USD/hour, 40-50 hrs/week (that’s ~$20-25 k/yr base).Quarterly rate reviews tied to KPIs — crush targets, earn raises.Remote-forever flexibility (BYO-laptop).Front-row seat to scale a $10M+ rocket-ship and springboard into HRBP / People-Ops Lead.A culture that sounds like a Slayer track at max volume — but with spreadsheets.How to Get Hired YesterdayJump into our always-on Zoom lobby (weekdays 9 am – 6 pm ET).We will send you a DM with the ZoomGet ready for your typing test on the Zoom! And then we will do a 30 minute interview and let you know immediately.Bring your A-game and be ready to demo a BambooHR workflow live.We don’t care where you live, what your degree is, or what you did five years ago.We care about whether you can haul 200 hires a month across the finish line, keep the spreadsheets spotless, and let Jane sleep at night.Need two killers starting April 30 / May 1. Please do not apply if you can't start immediately. If that’s you, hit the Zoom room and let’s melt faces.

Creado: Jue, 01 de Ene de 1970